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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

September 2, 2010 by Fatboy

I don't know if this episode is fit for human consumption. But if you're feeling froggy, jump.

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Thursday, August 26th, 2010

August 26, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck goes shopping with a wide variety of celebrities - for example, what kind of weird crap did John Malkovich buy for his college-age daughter while dressed like a member of The Revolution? Further discussion reveals quite a few details about Byron's life that have never before been revealed, stories that include Byron's first big gay date, coke-rimmed butt-treats, self-loathing on the commode, and his own square tendencies. Other topics include - The Walking Dead, the Kentucky Mosque decision, McDonald's gets to relive 1994 all over again, and an interesting theory regarding aging and how it ruins your birthday.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2010

August 19, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck has been swimming in celebrities, and discusses his interaction/altercation with LOST's Matthew Fox at the opening of William Hurt's latest stageplay here in PDX. Of course, the tale is dotted with little filthy sprinkles of nastiness and inappropriate overtures. Other topics include - The Cougar Phenomenon, is it real, or completely media produced? The Iraq war finally ends, with somewhat of a quiet whisper as we sneak out the back door in the night. Byron gets a photo-spread in a local paper and Cort and Fats discover, rather uncomfortably, that there are kids running around the daily house party they're throwing.

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Thursday, August 12th, 2010

August 12, 2010 by Fatboy

There is nothing of any worth in today's show. Godspeed.

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Thursday, August 5th, 2010

August 5, 2010 by Fatboy

This show is full of what some would classify as "Real Talk." Meaning it's not pretty, it's not entirely cultured, but there's a lot of truth all up ins. You just have to get past a wall of scatological humor to get in there. Byron Beck walks us through a special night on the town with Cort Webber: Man of Sophistication - what did he eat, who did he rub elbows with, and what happened when the lights went down. And then Byron talks about coming out, the effect it had on his father, and the stigmatization that still goes on within a family once a member makes that decision. Other topics include - Kagan's Confirmation, Prop 8, Voltron demands a story about Byron pooping, The exemption of firearms from bankruptcy, and Fatty's gay-ass walk.

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Thursday, July 29th, 2010

July 29, 2010 by Fatboy

A contentious, complicated, comedic and culinary conflagration of quality conversation explodes like a water balloon dropped in a deep-fryer when Brian and Lisa Wood of Big-Ass Sandwiches join Byron Beck on a show almost as filling as their award winning sammies. Topics include the meltdown that caused an impromptu vacation from the cart, the cost of ordering local, further ruination of the Creme Brulee, 5 foods that taste delicious but are made out of disgusting filth, an incendiary opinion on Reality TV leads to a story about growing up 5 houses down from Captain Phil, Byron and Fatty's strange parental relationship, Why would you camp in an area named after a bear's mouth, and more.

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Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

July 22, 2010 by Fatboy

You know the show needs a CONTENT ADVISORY WARNING when the rape whistles come out. Ryan of DigitalTrends subs in for Nick just in time for Byron to reach conversational depths that not only prompt tales of urinary revenge, but ruin very tasty desserts in the process. Topics include: How to use craigslist to get a free porsche, Al Gore apparently doesn't understand what prostitutes are for, Byron tunes into IFC and discovers television from 1999, Is cheerleading really a sport or not, and the annoying, educationally stunting uselessness of Summer Vacation, and why it's not as fun as we like to pretend it was.

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010

July 15, 2010 by Fatboy

This is what it sounds like when whimsy gets drunk and falls down. CONTENT ADVISORY WARNING is in effect when Byron Beck and Big Jim Willig sit in. Topics include: Bieber Clouds, Mackenzie Phillips is the worst celebrity endorsement ever, Byron's bad plan for Big Jim's stint as Gilbert Gottfried's opening act, Sarah Palin starts on the road to the 2012 presidency by threatening bear attacks, The Five Second Rule and whether it should be followed or not, the smattering of celebrity spottings, and a veritable orchard full of low hanging fruit.

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Thursday, July 8th, 2010

July 8, 2010 by Fatboy

I think the heat finally melted the show: 66 minutes of uncomfortableness while the sirens and street sounds waft in from 14 stories below. Ryan from DigitalTrends returns one day late, just in time to meet Hurricane Byron full force. He manages to discuss Apple's big middle finger to iPhone4 users, and sparks a heated debate about cyberstalking after reporting on Blizzard's decision to remove anonymity from their messageboards. Byron dresses down Cort and Fats fashion decisions, spills on celebrities in PDX, and gives his thoughs after attending his first midnight movie, leading to Cort and Fatty explaining why they don't want an Army.

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Thursday, July 1st, 2010

July 1, 2010 by Fatboy

Ring in July, Byron Beck style! Combinations of "W" and "TF" include: Fatty's strange neuroses regarding bicycles and barf, Byron's curiosity about Cort's kitchen sex escapades, Why is Tim Robbins hanging out in PDX? Maybe it's the fact we were just declared the most Patriotic City in America. Things less confusing than that statement? The further investigation into Al Gore's sex farce, and the Minnesota Senator who nudged us closer to sheer Idiocracy by asking Elena Kagan about the Twilight movies during her confirmation hearing. Plus: Unicorn Pub Crawl, why Toy Story 3 making you cry is a good thing, and Byron's fascination with a specific fluid.

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