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Thursday, February 25th, 2010

February 25, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck brings bad news - A major Portland institution had to mutilate itself today in the name of money. But there's good news - famous people are having lots of sex in Oregon. And then about 15 or 16 different conversational splinters break off just under the skin of the show, including: Why are humans playing with giant killer fish? Why are there no Star Wars sex toys? Why is Cort so hateful towards that one Osbourne chick? Why was Fatty scared of disembodied tighty whiteys coming out of the TV? And how did our parents fail us as kids? The herky-jerky fusillade of answers lies within.

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Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

November 18, 2009 by Fatboy

The Captain soldiers through a show even though disease has ravaged his face! Armed with fistfuls of Lysol and a healthy rage for his children, Cort manages to brave Fatty's inanity on subjects as wide ranging as: How Orange Juice is trying to kill you, The usefulness of Mucus, One z-level celebrity leaves just as another one flies in, Does athieism need a marketing campaign, and a special message from Philip Michael Thomas, courtesy of the Portland Mercury

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