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Thursday, August 26th, 2010

August 26, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck goes shopping with a wide variety of celebrities - for example, what kind of weird crap did John Malkovich buy for his college-age daughter while dressed like a member of The Revolution? Further discussion reveals quite a few details about Byron's life that have never before been revealed, stories that include Byron's first big gay date, coke-rimmed butt-treats, self-loathing on the commode, and his own square tendencies. Other topics include - The Walking Dead, the Kentucky Mosque decision, McDonald's gets to relive 1994 all over again, and an interesting theory regarding aging and how it ruins your birthday.

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Thursday, August 19th, 2010

August 19, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck has been swimming in celebrities, and discusses his interaction/altercation with LOST's Matthew Fox at the opening of William Hurt's latest stageplay here in PDX. Of course, the tale is dotted with little filthy sprinkles of nastiness and inappropriate overtures. Other topics include - The Cougar Phenomenon, is it real, or completely media produced? The Iraq war finally ends, with somewhat of a quiet whisper as we sneak out the back door in the night. Byron gets a photo-spread in a local paper and Cort and Fats discover, rather uncomfortably, that there are kids running around the daily house party they're throwing.

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Thursday, August 5th, 2010

August 5, 2010 by Fatboy

This show is full of what some would classify as "Real Talk." Meaning it's not pretty, it's not entirely cultured, but there's a lot of truth all up ins. You just have to get past a wall of scatological humor to get in there. Byron Beck walks us through a special night on the town with Cort Webber: Man of Sophistication - what did he eat, who did he rub elbows with, and what happened when the lights went down. And then Byron talks about coming out, the effect it had on his father, and the stigmatization that still goes on within a family once a member makes that decision. Other topics include - Kagan's Confirmation, Prop 8, Voltron demands a story about Byron pooping, The exemption of firearms from bankruptcy, and Fatty's gay-ass walk.

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Thursday, June 17th, 2010

June 17, 2010 by Fatboy

Ladies and Gentlemen, today's show can be described in only one way: Welcome to the Clusterfuck. Obviously, the Thursday Content Warning light is on, as Big Jim Willig, Kristine Levine, and Byron Beck all descend upon the show at the same damn time. Topics include - Spider Grapes, Life as a PDX Stand-Up comedian, The hazards of full-time pornclerking, The Muad'dib is here in Portland making the weirdest wine you ever heard of, Byron's ever expanding list of misconceptions re: how life works, The phasing out of Best Friends, BP lets their guard drop for a split second, and Byron almost kills an Oregon sports legend with his car.

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Thursday, June 10th, 2010

June 10, 2010 by Fatboy

Been awhile, but Byron Beck has made the CONTENT ADVISORY WARNING necessary. It's one of those episodes, you guys. BUT: There are good things hidden in the mounds of filth and wrongness, like gems, sparkling gems of wonderfulness, buried in the muck. Topics discussed include: Parades, Snakes, Helping Ground Kontrol stay the best Arcade in the world, what Robert Wagner REALLY put in the soap dispensers at pdx.fm, MTV Starlets hiding out in Portland, Salma Hayek is funny, Britain is pissed at America, The impoverished childhoods of Cort and Fatty, first time one night stands, and the announcement of the sad passing of Backstage Blog.

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Thursday, May 6th, 2010

May 6, 2010 by Fatboy

On today's show, Byron Beck happens. This entails conversations including, but not limited to the following: Byron pisses off Joey Harrington and reveals his nap secrets, questions and answers about the deeper meaning behind The Human Centipede, The Fred Meyer Sushi Train, The hole in The Ozone, Cash for Caulkers, Cort agrees with Courtney Love, T-Shirt talk and the unfortunate stabbing of our hosts via Unicorn Horn, and accidental penis.

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Thursday, March 18th, 2010

March 18, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck brings Sabrina Miller along as a special guest to talk celebrity sightings and things you're not allowed to do to Howie Mandel's head. Byron grants a peek into his first relationship and it's untimely end, and gets in-depth on tough issues...like Sandra Bullock and Gus Van Sant possibly directing a Twilight movie. Other subjects include: Cats, Texas schoolbooks literally rewriting history, Superhero Obstetricians, and an unfortunate incident regarding Boy George, Lady Gaga, genitals and a pen.

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Thursday, February 25th, 2010

February 25, 2010 by Fatboy

Byron Beck brings bad news - A major Portland institution had to mutilate itself today in the name of money. But there's good news - famous people are having lots of sex in Oregon. And then about 15 or 16 different conversational splinters break off just under the skin of the show, including: Why are humans playing with giant killer fish? Why are there no Star Wars sex toys? Why is Cort so hateful towards that one Osbourne chick? Why was Fatty scared of disembodied tighty whiteys coming out of the TV? And how did our parents fail us as kids? The herky-jerky fusillade of answers lies within.

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Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

November 18, 2009 by Fatboy

The Captain soldiers through a show even though disease has ravaged his face! Armed with fistfuls of Lysol and a healthy rage for his children, Cort manages to brave Fatty's inanity on subjects as wide ranging as: How Orange Juice is trying to kill you, The usefulness of Mucus, One z-level celebrity leaves just as another one flies in, Does athieism need a marketing campaign, and a special message from Philip Michael Thomas, courtesy of the Portland Mercury

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