Byron Beck bears gifts: Holiday donuts and righteous indignation. Topics include: Cort is insensitive, Fatboy's Mom, Portland's rich history as a place to have a birthday party when you're 6 years old, Public Enemy on a flatbed truck, Gay Plumbing Accidents, and the myriad ways that old people suck at the internet. And Byron's agreement from last week gets it's goalposts moved forward.