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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

August 3, 2010 by Fatboy

Dave Walker hangs up the "Dr. No-Love is in" sign, and proceeds to go to work on everyone's insecurities, and how they lead even fine women to sabotage themselves with awkward makeout sessions with dickbag men in a closet somewhere. Other topics include - why the hell is Portland driving around shirtless so much? What's the deal with paying to see a show and then standing in the back half of the venue and talking through the entire performance? Has anyone really learned anything about relationships that they didn't already glean from their surviving the 9th grade? Plus - the oncoming marine-life uprising, the Jurassic Park commentary, and further adventures of Dave Walker: Manatee-Wielder.

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Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

July 20, 2010 by Fatboy

Dave Walker lets his alter-ego, Dr. No-Love, drive most of the show, especially after his trip to a Scott Pilgrim release party helps blur the lines between hipster and nerd, and sheds light on his image of the geek girls in attendance. Take awkwardness, add a dash of self-loathing, and stir with some gender confusion, and you get today's show. Other topics include - the Catholic Church unleashes a pair of dick moves, Fred Phelps' unfortunate trip to Comic-Con, Cort's adventures in pet procurement, and a startling revelation about Dave's Klingon-flavored turn-ons.

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Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

July 13, 2010 by Fatboy

Dave Walker returns from Washington DC with fistfuls of hate that set the studio on fire, among other things. Tales of drunken bike accidents, flammable mammaries, and the strange way that Mel Gibson's misogyny is getting short-shrift compared to the racist remarks he's making. Also discussed: The potential reaction of Courtenay Hameister to Dave's incendiary remarks, why people don't have faith in anything anymore, The FDA's ruling on a magic fat-melting pool and how it could help your stock portfolio, the secret in Cort's pants, and how best to break up with your significant other by proxy.

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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

May 19, 2010 by Fatboy

Ryan from Digital Trends thinks the hackers are coming for your cars, and closes the case on the iPhone thieves. David Walker shoots an entire feature film in ONE DAY and still has time to come on the show and discuss not only the folly of creative education, but shares a few tales of standing up for yourself and striking out at school. Other topics include - anti-bacterial soap will kill us all, real journalism and Henry Goldfarb: what do they have in common? Fatty's shameful hypocrisy, live troubleshooting, and a bunch of other crap.

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Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

May 4, 2010 by Fatboy

How does Dr. No-Love celebrate his mom's birthday? He compares her to Rev. Jim from Taxi. Other topics discussed include - inept Connecticut Terrorists lead Glenn Beck to a minor moment of clarity, is Obama benefitting from a double standard when it comes to his stand-up routines? Why "The Descent part 2" isn't as bad as it could be, and why renting it at a store just got a little bit harder thanks to Hollywood Video's death. Plus, Britney Spears missed opportunity, Courtney Love the Mouseketeer, various nostalgia baths are taken, and we somehow got through an entire episode on May the 4th without mentioning Star Wars. Imagine that.

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Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

March 30, 2010 by Fatboy

Dave Walker, on how to be a better corrupt politician, why Mark Hamill is NOT the definitive portrayal of The Joker, and how to construct the best halloween costume out of garbage bags ever. Also discussed - bearded barista ninjas in the streets of portland. Maybe they're taking pictures of potholes to send to the city. Or maybe they're just sexting the Mayor. Stephen King's problems ending books, Captain America's ridiculous outfit, Captain Obvious takes over the news, and Cort's kid masters the art of cognitive dissonance during Empire Strikes Back.

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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

February 2, 2010 by Fatboy

Dr. No-Love gives Robert Kirkman a dose of Hate when Dave Walker talks about "The Walking Dead." Luckily, "The Good, The Bad, and the Weird" clears everything right up. Other topics include - What's wrong with the Box Office Charts, what's wrong with Sandra Bullock getting nominated for an award, what's wrong with Don't Ask Don't Tell, What's wrong with not stabbing your kids with needles, and what's wrong with Courtney Love. This episode brought to you by Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor in Superman Returns. WRONGGGGGGG

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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

January 19, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker makes a special announcement regarding his new career in supervillainry, Learn what new bad guy will be stomping the streets of PDX. Other topics include: Obama vs. Oprah, Steven Seagal vs Vampires, George W. Bush is the good guy for once, PDX sheds and then regains their standing amongst the whitest cities in America, the awards chances of Avatar, and why getting married is the surest way to financial security if you're a dude in 2010.

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Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

January 12, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker summons the devil in the form of a misogynist puppet. The results are about what you expect. Other topics include: Speaking the form of the new Spider-Man movie into existence, melding the two Dawn of the Dead movies into a cohesive whole, irrevocable proof that Sisqo wasn't as gay as we all thought he was, Mark McGwire's silly self-delusions come to the surface, and the Doomsday Clock gets its own TV show.

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Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

December 15, 2009 by Fatboy

Dave Walker beats up the Christmas Spirit with a Fistful of Kick-Ass Jews. Other topics include: The ridiculous notion of going on Facebook to be "private," Genius ideas in Child Care, how to find government secrets, fooling your friends into looking at obscene websites, tricking tweekers into vacating the premises, injuries you could incur by watching Avatar, and other crap.

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