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Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

August 31, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker returns from a week at camp with a startling admission - he's never watched Ferris Bueller. Other revelations ensue as the discussion examines the filmic wonderfulness that was 1982, how Pretty in Pink is forever starting fights, how the zen wisdom of Road House could solve the spread of ISLAMOPHOBIA! running across america, a plague just barely beating out the spread of bedbugs through the midwest. Other topics include - The challenges David endured in an attempt to get outside his comfort zone at camp, Antoine Dodson's attempt at flipping internet fame into something legitimately helpful for his family, and a couple quick bursts of advice from Dr. No-Love

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Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

August 17, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker joins Cort and Fatty in their annual "let's bitch about the heat and the idiot drivers" topic that every talkshow must indulge at least once lest their professional bullshitters license get revoked. Once that 15 minute chunk of seething bile and rage is expelled, it's time to talk about how Salon.com managed to trace back the origin of all this Ground Zero Mosque talk, and the epicenter is sorta surprising. Plus, the origin of Dr. No-Love is hinted at, and the closets hiding all three leagues of evil exes is examined. Fatty's theory of scorched earth breakups is contemplated, and Cort discovers a lot of his evil exes aren't even exes. Plus, pet grooming disagreements, and why circumcisions are the latest seattle trend

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

August 10, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker, writer of "Blackstar Warrior," pulls back the curtain on the inspiration behind the trailer, Director Matt Haley's intent, life in the trenches of indie-filmmaking, and how much fun it was to explore a fictional history where blaxploitation managed to survive long enough to start mining sci-fi movies for material. Other topics include a quick mini-review of Scott Pilgrim, how Ted Demme's "Beautiful Girls" is probably mandatory viewing for aging fanboys, Fatty's quick mini-review of The Expendables, and why giving a crap about the work you do is bad for the economy. Plus - How to quit your job like a champ, and the latest group email that you should be smacking your relatives for sending you.

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The Midnight Movie Commentary - Jurassic Park

August 5, 2010 by Fatboy

To sync commentary: Pause movie just as Universal logo is about to come up. Press play on commentary. after "3, 2, 1," Unpause movie as the word "Play" is uttered. Commentators include Cort, Fatboy, Mike Russell of the Oregonian and CulturePulp.com, Senior Editor of the Portland Mercury Erik Henriksen, Writer/Director and owner of BadAzzMofo.com David Walker, and Cinematical.com writer, host of Ham-Fisted Radio and co-host of Legion of News Dawn Taylor. Another commentary fueled by bourbon and cookies.

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

July 27, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker, fresh from Athens GA, discusses the palpability of the PDX Atmosphere before fondly reminiscing on his departed friend, cartoonist John Callahan, one of the funniest, filthiest, sweetest and meanest quadriplegics that ever lived. And then the topic turns to the American Celebrity Machine, and how Britain is looking to take it down with warnings on the covers of magazines featuring photoshopped starlets. Other topics include - BP plays it polite, Putin shows up to a motorcycle rally on a tricycle, Dr No-Love's solution to problem solving includes dead manatees and a closed fist, and bad parenting by way of Happy Meal exposure.

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Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

July 6, 2010 by Fatboy

After a long weekend of celebrating the country by simulating millions of tiny warzones, David Walker returns with a secret TV show debut. Topics include: The Grindhouse era of exploitation, Fatty goes after a PDX comedy legend, Cort gets set on fire, Hybrid cars are being safety-proofed by total idiots, Pamplona's bull-runs begin with a bottle to the head, There is no reason for such a thing as "Leftover Fireworks" to even exist, And the Wall Street Journal's idiotic argument against "To Kill a Mockingbird," and why feeding your kids crap and saying "But it's for kids," only makes for stupid kids.

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The Midnight Movie Commentary - Independence Day

July 1, 2010 by Fatboy

Instructions: pause commentary right after the 3, 2, 1 countdown. Unpause commentary when 20th Century Fox logo appears onscreen. You should be synced up, or at least close enough for the purposes of this rambling but insightful, bourbon and cookie-fueled look into Independence Day. Featuring Mike Russell of the Oregonian and CulturePulp.com, David Walker of Badazzmofo.com, The Famous Scott Dally of GeekintheCity.com, and making his debut on the Cort and Fatboy Midnight Movie Commentary: Cort. This is the theatrical version, so if you're listening along at home, select the theatrical option on your DVD.

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Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

June 29, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker explores the politics - of the HEART. Dr. No-Love gets all sorts of incisive after a question in the text box gets him rolling. Betrayal, Sex as a method of closure, emotional tampons, and soggy wanna-be-boyfriends in bad bands all become part of the conversation. Other topics include: Fatboy Roberts - Portland's Magical Sorting Hat. Why it's not a good idea to ALWAYS try to be funny on facebook, Scandinavian science, and the Washington DC Softball League gets up to shenanigans.

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Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

June 22, 2010 by Fatboy

David Walker gets deep, as the conversation derails from the perfunctory nature of Father's Day, to what fathers REALLY want on Father's Day, to an insightful look at why self-confidence scares the hell out of so many people, and why it's harder and harder to hold on to it. Other topics include: Beating oil executives with dead animals, A contest to see who the bigger dick is in a Carl's Jr. drive-thru, KGW is either trying to kill us all or save our summer holiday, and why it's always easier to just OWN IT when you screw up, as opposed to lying all the damn time.

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Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

June 15, 2010 by Fatboy

Last week, David Walker flexed masculinity. This week, the theme is Versatility. How many other shows today veered from Soap Operas to Too $hort to the Pixies while talking about subjects as varied as: The Lost Art of Mixtape Making, Black Mullets of the 80's, Just what the hell is a Tender Roni, The small symbiotic growth you're going to be growing at the doctor's office soon, a review of the newest Batman Porn Parody, How the British Organ Transplant Society failed a 28 year old woman, and BP's plans to set the goddamn ocean on fire.

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