A show almost as filling as a Big-Ass Sandwich: Both Brian and Lisa Wood sit in to discuss the creation of "The Cort and Fatboy Happy Fun-Time BBQ Southern Meat Spectacular," and Dave Walker assumes his Dr. No Love identity to turn chance encounters into something more substantial. Other topics include - the terrorists are getting desperate, Karl Rove got wrecked by a 9 year old girl, the uber-masculine alternative to hugging for homophobes, Porn's place in a stable relationship, and the benefits of boxed wine as part of your healthy breakfast.
David Walker takes the shotgun blast to his sense of cinematic decency by checking out The Asylum's latest DTV production, "Princess of Mars," but only after a nostalgia bath regarding the stupid games we'd play as kids, based on wholly inappropriate movies. Also discussed - Jim Bunning is a pretty big asshead, Domino's Pizza discovers that truth in advertising works, and Dr No-Love and Cort engage in some casual misogyny that will be studied by feminist scholars for generations to come. Plus the regular crap you've come to expect by now.
David Walker makes your first date the best date it can possibly be, when Dr. No-Love answers the audience's questions on love and cunnilingus. An enlightening look into why a lot of people shouldn't date at all. Also discussed - why serial killer classics have become comedies in the meantime, NATO's unique defense strategies, Dick Cheney isn't dead, a possible reason behind Sarah Palin's child naming conventions, LOST at the Bagdad, and Dave Walker's solution to legislative logjammin.
David Walker heralds the return of the Unisol project, and maybe next week, Dr. No-Love will begin a segment where he fixes your relationships. Email us your questions! In the meantime, topics include - Jesse Jackson is visiting PDX, but how effective will it end up being? Speaking of effective, is that a word you can use to describe Marcus Camby in 2010? Also discussed - West Virginia tries to beat up New York, Grinding is scaring your gramma, and Cort's woes in the realm of potty-training.
David Walker guests on a show with answers to America's most important questions: What exactly IS the "Fist of Peace," how to solve the health care crisis with Chicken-in-a-Biskit, and how Frozen Pizza will repair America's international image, Warner Bros best bet to fix their Superman series, why Meg White drums that way, what makes The Crazies a great film and why the remake will be lucky to get that close. Also discussed: The Internet is getting way more racist and stupid, and the greatest idea involving Doritos since their original Taco flavor.
Mysteries and Origins: REVEALED by Dr. No-Love, aka David Walker of Bad-Azz Mofo. He also reviews not only "Smokin Aces 2," but the entire shoot-em up genre of the last 5 or 6 years. Also - Is Mona Lisa really Mona Leo? Is it appropriate to get hammered at a Haiti benefit? Why would Greg Oden take a picture of THAT? Dave Walker's aborted career as a prosthetics designer, Winnie Mandela is upset which means Jennifer Hudson needs to watch out, and Prince's ridiculous Minnesota Vikings fight song.
David Walker resolves not to be such a cellphone addict, and brings news of a Hip-Hopera on DVD. Is it worth a view, or are you better off looking up R.Kelly vids on Youtube? Other topics include: How to fend off a snake attack with FASHION, The edibility of Cort and Fatboy, what Obama needs to do to prevent terrorist attacks in the future, Generic Cereals and their substandard marshmallows, and why you're unsatisfied at work.
For David Walker's last show of 2009, he brings bags of common sense. Pearls of wisdom include: Why being a hippie is an exercise in futility, How to help the environment by feeding your dog garbage, Why Edward Norton is less than a man, The difference between a musical and a movie with a bunch of songs in it, Why buying the Special Edition simply isn't worth it anymore, and the secret superhero identity of Mr. Badazzmofo
Dave Walker brings ominous portents for Cort and Fats unemployed future - but then he talks about childhood bear maulings, so everythings all good. Other topics include the media's continuing warped obsession with Tiger Woods' dick, How Zach Braff is like David Caruso, How to warm your house and stock your fridge with steak, Wilford Brimley, John Cusack, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
David Walker celebrates his birthday by giving gifts of Australian Exploitation and what happens when you leave him alone at a party with Will Eisner and Harlan Ellison. Also discussed: Fake Trees and Soy Nog, how to destroy the holidays or how to make them mildly tolerable? Star Trek rumors, Pet werewolves, What to do when crazy people are throwing processed meats at birds, the 10 most dangerous toys this holiday season, and Dave Grohl hates Twitter.
