Aaron Duran was waylaid by lazy Russians, so Cort and Fats must fend for themselves. Topics include: How to fix not only NBA All-Star Weekend (which was ass) but how to fix TV itself, thanks to Patricks Duffy and Warburton. Also - Dick Cheney rears his demonic head again, Courtney Love drops the pretense, and Kevin Smith has a bad weekend, and then proceeds to make it worse. Plus, Batman, Leo DiCaprio, Robert Pattisons homosexuality, and the Vatican's top 10 albums of all time.