David Walker makes your first date the best date it can possibly be, when Dr. No-Love answers the audience's questions on love and cunnilingus. An enlightening look into why a lot of people shouldn't date at all. Also discussed - why serial killer classics have become comedies in the meantime, NATO's unique defense strategies, Dick Cheney isn't dead, a possible reason behind Sarah Palin's child naming conventions, LOST at the Bagdad, and Dave Walker's solution to legislative logjammin.
Aaron Duran was waylaid by lazy Russians, so Cort and Fats must fend for themselves. Topics include: How to fix not only NBA All-Star Weekend (which was ass) but how to fix TV itself, thanks to Patricks Duffy and Warburton. Also - Dick Cheney rears his demonic head again, Courtney Love drops the pretense, and Kevin Smith has a bad weekend, and then proceeds to make it worse. Plus, Batman, Leo DiCaprio, Robert Pattisons homosexuality, and the Vatican's top 10 albums of all time.
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Cort and Fats are joined by families of bears, and correspondent Zod Johnson on a fact-finding mission that goes all show long: Are teleprompters really a symbol of elitism? How can Sarah Palin more effectively communicate? Do people really miss George Bush? What is Portland's secret to growing such a creative, crunchy community? What the hell were the Bone Thugs really smoking in the mid-90's? Is Bonnaroo really worth the trip to Tennessee. With liberal help from the always ridiculicious text-box.
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A full and meaty show to dig into today: Cort finally has to explain to his kid what happens when you die. The ruminations on religion's purpose in child-raising lead to scenarios in which dogs devour dinosaurs as werewolves go on their first date. And then Las Vegas basically tries to banhammer Barack Obama. Other topics include replacing Punxutawney Phil with Vicki from Small Wonder, The Dune adaptation, John Travolta is a crappy bad-ass, ABC almost killing the LOST premiere with like 30,000 commercials, and Cort and Fats appearance on Live Wire
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Dr. No-Love gives Robert Kirkman a dose of Hate when Dave Walker talks about "The Walking Dead." Luckily, "The Good, The Bad, and the Weird" clears everything right up. Other topics include - What's wrong with the Box Office Charts, what's wrong with Sandra Bullock getting nominated for an award, what's wrong with Don't Ask Don't Tell, What's wrong with not stabbing your kids with needles, and what's wrong with Courtney Love. This episode brought to you by Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor in Superman Returns. WRONGGGGGGG
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Byron Beck dishes on the appearance of "Sarah Palin" in PDX this week, and only manages to get 2 or 3 Greg Oden jokes off for the whole hour. In lieu of quizzing Cort and Fats about their crotches, topics include - how to cry at LOST: the Manly Way, a peek behind radio's curtain of deception, strange pranks that make no sense, The Media loves them some menstruation jokes, A State of the Union recap, Why you should aspire to be a fat old person, and a Transformer possesses Cort's vocal cords.
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Mike Russell saunters into 2010 with a fistful of reviews and a Top 10 list. Also discussed - NBC are a bunch of pants-crapping morons, Why does President Obama hate LOST-ies, Self-Important Political Bloggers are ham-handed, The sequels to Avatar and GI Joe are a go, the A-Team trailer is unleashed, Michael Cera apparently CAN play something other than George Michael from Arrested Development, and a dramafied, podcast-only reading of Topless Robot's Fan Fiction Friday
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How to get out of a speeding ticket, Why being a teenager in the 80's was bad: Because Prince was there. Watching. Waiting to write creepy songs. Why climbing mountains in December is probably sort of a bad idea. Why Obama is cool where Berlusconi is definitely not. How Jada Pinkett Smith saved Will Smith from getting shot. How "The Constant" is not the best episode of Lost, and how you are guaranteed the best possible Avatar experience this Friday.
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