Byron Beck goes shopping with a wide variety of celebrities - for example, what kind of weird crap did John Malkovich buy for his college-age daughter while dressed like a member of The Revolution? Further discussion reveals quite a few details about Byron's life that have never before been revealed, stories that include Byron's first big gay date, coke-rimmed butt-treats, self-loathing on the commode, and his own square tendencies. Other topics include - The Walking Dead, the Kentucky Mosque decision, McDonald's gets to relive 1994 all over again, and an interesting theory regarding aging and how it ruins your birthday.