David Walker makes your first date the best date it can possibly be, when Dr. No-Love answers the audience's questions on love and cunnilingus. An enlightening look into why a lot of people shouldn't date at all. Also discussed - why serial killer classics have become comedies in the meantime, NATO's unique defense strategies, Dick Cheney isn't dead, a possible reason behind Sarah Palin's child naming conventions, LOST at the Bagdad, and Dave Walker's solution to legislative logjammin.
Cort and Fats are joined by families of bears, and correspondent Zod Johnson on a fact-finding mission that goes all show long: Are teleprompters really a symbol of elitism? How can Sarah Palin more effectively communicate? Do people really miss George Bush? What is Portland's secret to growing such a creative, crunchy community? What the hell were the Bone Thugs really smoking in the mid-90's? Is Bonnaroo really worth the trip to Tennessee. With liberal help from the always ridiculicious text-box.
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Aaron Duran applies some Tucks to those matchstick arms of his, and still manages to bring the NERRRD in full force. Topics include - The Super Bowl, the misguided commercials, the decent ones, the Puppy Bowl's road to dominance in the ratings, Obama's attempts to bridge the partisan gap, Sarah Palin's Wasilla Cheat-sheet, and further discussion on whether Comic Books can ever actually be for kids again after all this feet-of-clay dismemberment stuff.
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A full and meaty show to dig into today: Cort finally has to explain to his kid what happens when you die. The ruminations on religion's purpose in child-raising lead to scenarios in which dogs devour dinosaurs as werewolves go on their first date. And then Las Vegas basically tries to banhammer Barack Obama. Other topics include replacing Punxutawney Phil with Vicki from Small Wonder, The Dune adaptation, John Travolta is a crappy bad-ass, ABC almost killing the LOST premiere with like 30,000 commercials, and Cort and Fats appearance on Live Wire
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Byron Beck just might have outdone himself. Experienced listeners have an idea of what that means, but only an idea. New listeners, you know the drill - start over on Monday, and work your way UP to this. Subjects include - Jennifer Love Hewitt's helpful hints for bedazzling your genitalia, the Jockstrap as fashion statement, Danny Trejo's potential guesthood, Cort's daughter is infatuated with Disney Princesses, which prompts the comment that exploded the pdx.fm textbox. Plus, Obama and Bush work together, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA
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David Walker resolves not to be such a cellphone addict, and brings news of a Hip-Hopera on DVD. Is it worth a view, or are you better off looking up R.Kelly vids on Youtube? Other topics include: How to fend off a snake attack with FASHION, The edibility of Cort and Fatboy, what Obama needs to do to prevent terrorist attacks in the future, Generic Cereals and their substandard marshmallows, and why you're unsatisfied at work.
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How to get out of a speeding ticket, Why being a teenager in the 80's was bad: Because Prince was there. Watching. Waiting to write creepy songs. Why climbing mountains in December is probably sort of a bad idea. Why Obama is cool where Berlusconi is definitely not. How Jada Pinkett Smith saved Will Smith from getting shot. How "The Constant" is not the best episode of Lost, and how you are guaranteed the best possible Avatar experience this Friday.
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A surprisingly introspective episode of Cort and Fatboy. That doesn't mean Byron Beck doesn't ask about Cort's taint at any point, because you can't stop that from happening. Topics include why music blew in the late 80's, the world's best fries, Christmas Card etiquette, Byron takes a couple shots at Oregon Media, and then he asks Cort and Fats to get deep...
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Whatever a gamut is, Cort and Fats run it today. Wes Anderson and ruminations on what makes a Children's film a Children's film, The Afghanistan speech and whether Obama really IS like Spock, more crap regarding Tiger Woods' dumbass "apology," whether the term "Gay elves" is redundant or not, and whether they're worth this years holiday gift controversy, The latest miracle weight loss drug, and apparently, Alanis Morrisette is a member of the X-Men.
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Byron Beck bears gifts: Holiday donuts and righteous indignation. Topics include: Cort is insensitive, Fatboy's Mom, Portland's rich history as a place to have a birthday party when you're 6 years old, Public Enemy on a flatbed truck, Gay Plumbing Accidents, and the myriad ways that old people suck at the internet. And Byron's agreement from last week gets it's goalposts moved forward.
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