Byron Beck brings bad news - A major Portland institution had to mutilate itself today in the name of money. But there's good news - famous people are having lots of sex in Oregon. And then about 15 or 16 different conversational splinters break off just under the skin of the show, including: Why are humans playing with giant killer fish? Why are there no Star Wars sex toys? Why is Cort so hateful towards that one Osbourne chick? Why was Fatty scared of disembodied tighty whiteys coming out of the TV? And how did our parents fail us as kids? The herky-jerky fusillade of answers lies within.
A full and meaty show to dig into today: Cort finally has to explain to his kid what happens when you die. The ruminations on religion's purpose in child-raising lead to scenarios in which dogs devour dinosaurs as werewolves go on their first date. And then Las Vegas basically tries to banhammer Barack Obama. Other topics include replacing Punxutawney Phil with Vicki from Small Wonder, The Dune adaptation, John Travolta is a crappy bad-ass, ABC almost killing the LOST premiere with like 30,000 commercials, and Cort and Fats appearance on Live Wire
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