The Captain soldiers through a show even though disease has ravaged his face! Armed with fistfuls of Lysol and a healthy rage for his children, Cort manages to brave Fatty's inanity on subjects as wide ranging as: How Orange Juice is trying to kill you, The usefulness of Mucus, One z-level celebrity leaves just as another one flies in, Does athieism need a marketing campaign, and a special message from Philip Michael Thomas, courtesy of the Portland Mercury