An intro is no longer an intro when it goes 35 minutes long and covers the subjects of Vehicular Cat Accidents, Byron's High School hazing tales, Fatty's righteous anger over PDX ignoring the east side, Celebrity teasing and inappropriate URL suggestions. AND THEN we get to the news, which includes Russia telling America they're really bad parents, New York Rubber Rooms, and more sexting silliness. Then we close with inappropriate Death Cab, and Byron's art challenge. And, of course, Penis.