Byron Beck dishes on the appearance of "Sarah Palin" in PDX this week, and only manages to get 2 or 3 Greg Oden jokes off for the whole hour. In lieu of quizzing Cort and Fats about their crotches, topics include - how to cry at LOST: the Manly Way, a peek behind radio's curtain of deception, strange pranks that make no sense, The Media loves them some menstruation jokes, A State of the Union recap, Why you should aspire to be a fat old person, and a Transformer possesses Cort's vocal cords.