Cort and Fats: Solo. WTF does that sort of show even SOUND like anymore? You'll remember within the first 5 minutes, as Cort trainwrecks a TFAW ad with visions of horrific stabby weaponry, which of course, logically transitions into a discussion about WinCo's produce triage, which then bounces over to discussions as linear and easy to follow as: Correct Ketchup Usage, The Fox 12 Weatherlady's horrible taste in jackets, live, real-time show criticism, Whale Poop, Portland's sad, hypocrisy-filled hippie history regarding institutionalized racism, Star Trek movies, What not to wear, and the announcement of yet another new weekly guest.