R.I.P. Cort and Fatboy 2003-2012

Friday, November 30th, 2012

by admin on November 30, 2012

It’s the last regular episode of Mike Russell’s. It plays out like you would expect – a rambling run through about 15 different movie references, a bunch of silly tangents, before settling into an in-depth discussion about a bunch of movies you need to watch. It doesn’t sound like much, but if you’ve been paying any attention for the last 6 years, you know that the above? That’s a recipe for podcast magic. Topics include: The Legacy of Francis Ford Coppola. Cort’s first drunk. Disco McCoy, Frontier Doctor. David Fincher, Star Wars Director? The films of Wes Anderson are separated into tiers. And the strange situation of being forced to argue that Jean Claude Van Damme deserved an Oscar nomination.

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MeeboGuest137439 December 1, 2012 at 2:55 am

will the live show be available to download as a podcast?


Bobby December 1, 2012 at 8:46 am



vee December 1, 2012 at 7:09 am

Mike, it’s odd to me that you seem unaware of the critical anti-American sentiment/subtext to The Host. The US still has a relatively strong military presence in South Korea due to the threat of North Korea, and not every Korean looks at that fondly. It’s not just the local government, but the American involvement during the crisis that the film critiques. An American also creates the problem, and the beginning of the film kind sets up an idea of the American telling the Korean what to do, and the Korean doing it as he’s subservient to the American.

I know Koreans tend to be rather jingoistic and that mostly relates to the occasionally awkward relations with the former colonizer, Japan, but I guess also in part the US, and the way that the US still influences their national politics. I’ve read some critiques of the film which argue the way that the US (or rather, the US military presence in Republic of Korea) is painted in The Host is just ridiculously over-the-top and unrealistic, because it’s not like the US is trying to steal sovereignty from ROK government.. I’m not American or Korean, so really have no stake in this, just always found this strand in the film interesting. It’s in my top five of Korean films, for sure.


Bobby December 1, 2012 at 8:48 am

I don’t think he’s unaware of it at all, I think he just shorthanded it to “Government” while describing it in our little 2-3 minute recap/review.


Mike Russell December 1, 2012 at 11:10 am

Believe me, vee, the Americans share PLENTY of blame in the full review I wrote in 2007 for The Oregonian:


I just didn’t get into it during Friday’s show. I actually think the movie is pretty much distrustful of bureaucracy as a whole — I think its satire is aimed at a bureaucratic process, not any particular nation-state.


Linda December 1, 2012 at 9:39 am

Once again, I thank you guys for many Fridays of wonderful movie chat. My Netflix queue is always full, and I have seen many a wonderful film I would have passed over were it not for these shows. Thanks guys, it’s been fun!


Mike Russell December 1, 2012 at 11:39 am

Okay, the show-note to end all show notes. As promised on Friday’s show:


(NOTE: The night before we taped my final C&F podcast, I went through every top-10 list I made for The Oregonian from 2006-11 and just quickly picked the following movies to recommend on Friday’s sho. I mostly left out a bunch of obvious heavy-hitter stuff [e.g., "The Departed"] and just picked stuff that really nerded me out and might nerd out the average listener in equal measure. Anyway. Enjoy. You’ve probably already seen a bunch of these.)

THE DESCENT (dir. Neil Marshall)
A nasty little tube of frozen horror concentrate. It’s about six lissome women who rappel into an Appalachian cave system without a map — only to face off against Gollum-like predators (and each other). With its half-dozen self-reliant female protagonists, “Descent” was touted as a revolutionary act by film writers in 2006, at least among people who turn up their noses at James Cameron. But Marshall’s greatest achievement isn’t the gender-switch. It’s that he pits complex human beings against hillbilly Bat Boys in the dark — and manages to make it all feel smart, coherent, character-driven, powerfully atmospheric and scary as hell.

BRICK (dir. Rian Johnson)
Johnson had the bold idea to transplant a dense film-noir plot into a suburban high school, then fill the characters’ mouths with hyper-stylized dialogue. His gamble paid off big-time: “Brick” was the sharpest little detective movie of 2006 (and probably several surrounding years).

THE FOUNTAIN (dir. Darren Aronofsky) Aronofsky’s mind-blowing sci-fi Zen koan about love and death split audiences (and critics) with its open-ended trippiness. But its uncompromising audaciousness will earn it a long cult afterlife. Brazenly spiritual, psychedelic, plot-rejecting. “The Fountain” contains action and spectacle, yes, but the visuals are (brilliantly) placed in the service of a nonlinear story about the power of love and the inevitability of death. The result feels like a cross between “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and the final glowing-hotel-room scenes of “2001: A Space Odyssey.” Aronofsky polishes his images to a diamond sheen: “The Fountain” is packed with symbols and motifs that underscore his ambition to make a powerful love story that’s also a provocative Zen koan. (Though, to be fair, one man’s “provocative” is another man’s “exasperating.” But I loved it.) All three of Jackman’s characters seek miracles; only the one[s] who surrender to the idea that “death is the road to awe” get their minds boggled.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
Calling this (or any) movie an “instant classic” is reckless, but the temptation was overwhelming in 2007 when it came to Paul Thomas Anderson’s Kubrickian study of an oilman (Daniel Day-Lewis) who drinks black gold out of the ground and the life out of his rivals in turn-of-the-century Texas. The script is poetry. The ideas are merciless. The photography is perfect. The music unsettles. And Day-Lewis gives what may be a career performance (imagine how good that would need to be) as a pure capitalist predator.

ZODIAC (dir. David Fincher)
David Fincher’s ’70s-flavored, carefully researched procedural follows three investigators (Jake Gyllenhaal, Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr.) as they tumble into the abyss while obsessing over the identity of the Zodiac killer. The movie never found an audience in theaters, and I’m guessing the problem was partly one of marketing: People expect a Fincher serial-killer movie to feel like “Se7en,” and “Zodiac” feels like nothing so much as “All the President’s Men.”

THE HOST (dir. Bong Joon-ho)
The year’s angriest political satire was a South Korean monster-movie comedy. The monster — a freaky mutated land shark — ends up being less dangerous than the local government, which is more interested in cover-ups than life-saving.

EXILED (dir. Johnnie To)
Hong Kong genre master Johnnie To reunites with the stone-cold cast of 1999′s “The Mission” to tell a story of hit men torn between duty and friendship when they’re asked to kill an old friend in Macau. It sounds familiar on paper, but what ensues is so gorgeous and weird and clever and balletically violent, it reminded me why I fell in love with Hong Kong movies in the first place.

BLACK SNAKE MOAN (dir. Craig Brewer)
A righteous Southern bluesman (Samuel L. Jackson) finds a nymphomaniac (Christina Ricci) beaten senseless on the side of the road — and then he chains her to his radiator and tries to cure her of her “wickedness.” It sounds unrepentantly lurid, but the neat surprise is that writer-director Craig Brewer (“Hustle & Flow”) is all (ital) about (ital) repentance: “Black Snake Moan” ends up being a funny, big-hearted movie about true Christian forgiveness that also contains one of Jackson’s finest performances.

Jean-Claude Van Damme gives a stunning, self-lacerating performance (really!) as fading action star “Jean-Claude” in this weirdly moving meta-thriller. The opening action set piece and a heartfelt Van Damme monologue — both shot in long single takes — were two of 2008′s coolest movie surprises.

(the original Swedish version, though the remake is good, too)
This spooky drama about a tween-age boy courted by a vampire trapped in a tween-age girl’s body is one of the best-crafted horror films in years — ignoring cheap scares in favor of atmosphere, intimacy, subtle performances and bleak humor.

Did you like “The Artist”? In 2006, the same director and leads made this terrific spy-movie spoof and sneaky cultural satire about an oblivious French spy (Jean Dujardin, doing a killer riff on Connery) who blunders around Cairo making ignorant statements while, as Wikipedia puts it, stumbling “into a web of international intrigue, that involves the French, the Soviets, the British, separate factions of Egyptians, a goofy Belgian spy and even a splinter group of the Nazis.” The movie works on a bunch of levels: It’s funny, sexy, and beautifully shot, but also pulls off this great critique of condescending Westerners always assuming their culture is more sophisticated than everyone else’s. Also, to paraphrase my pal Becky Ohlsen, Bérénice Bejo is my movie girlfriend.

This brutal satire concerns British and American hawks and spin doctors using secret committees and outright bullying to force the weak, careerist and foolish into a war. Co-writer/director Armando Iannucci (spinning off his own TV series, “The Thick of It,” which is every bit as good as this movie and well worth your time) slaps back-door Western politics on a steel table and guts it like a fish while employing some of the most scabrous, foul-mouthed insult comedy I’ve ever heard onscreen. Hilarious and a little terrifying.

This Coen brothers masterpiece is structured like a joke setup: “A troubled man goes to see three rabbis…” The punchline might be the brothers’ bleakest reflection yet on the complete unknowability of anything. Michael Stuhlbarg is incredible as the befuddled professor who’s either the unluckiest man in an indifferent universe or the subject of the same wager God and Satan had over Job.

Jody Hill (“The Foot Fist Way,” “Eastbound & Down”) offers up another brilliant dark comedy about a deluded striver. Seth Rogen’s performance as a mentally ill mall cop strays well outside the boundaries of a safe Hollywood laff-fest; the film failed at the box office, but I suspect a cult of fans will be praising its “Taxi Driver” fearlessness (and its take-no-prisoners comic stylings, and its empathetic core) for years to come.

Writer/director Rian Johnson (“Brick”) manages another tricky cinematic mashup — taking an Old-Hollywood screwball comedy story and somehow making it fly with melancholic undercurrents and naturalistic performances.

This movie might have made my list solely on the strength of Nicolas Cage’s off-the-rails performance as a drugged-out cop trying to solve a murder while lugging the baggage of various personal corruptions; he hasn’t been this much fun to watch in years. But director Werner Herzog also builds a surprisingly big-hearted addiction dramedy around Cage as the actor drives off the cliff.

Director Drew Barrymore (!) went and made her own “Breaking Away” with this joyful, funny and deeply humane ’70s-style comedy about a young alterna-dork (Ellen Page) finding herself through roller derby. Like the greatest sports flicks, it’s as much about failure and humanity as it is about The Big Game.

Sam Raimi makes a glorious return to his “Evil Dead”-era “spook-a-blast” stylings as he tells the story of a home-loan banker cursed by a foreclosed gypsy. Brilliantly staged Looney Tunes set pieces and splatterific housing-crisis and eating-disorder commentaries: THIS, my friends, is how you make a low-budget horror flick.

Sam Rockwell pulled off 2009′s cleverest acting stunt in this intimate bit of thinking-man’s science fiction from co-writer/director Duncan Jones. Rockwell would get an Oscar nomination in any sane universe for his performance(s) as a lonely lunar miner who learns some alarming things about himself. He carries the entire movie on his shoulders, with only himself and Kevin Spacey’s voice as backup.

This insane South Korean “Eastern Western” blew the doors off PDX movie-houses in 2010. If you like action scenes that go on for a million years each while referencing Leone, Spielberg and “Mad Max,” do I have a movie for you.

The best stripped-down thrill ride of 2010, no joke. Director Tony Scott, in his final directorial effort before his suicide, brilliantly smacks around America’s railway infrastructure while saluting blue-collar knowhow in the face of a failing bureaucracy. He also stages some of his best action scenes (using real live people and machines) in a career full of them.

This insanely violent, oddly beautiful neon-noir thriller is the best 1980s Michael Mann movie that Michael Mann never made, right down to the soundtrack. (And yes, I know it also owes more than a little to Walter Hill’s “The Driver.”) Director Nicolas Winding Refn brilliantly juxtaposes wordless sequences with terse conversations fraught with unspoken meaning. Albert Brooks should have been playing smiling psychopaths for years.

Turns out Takashi Miike is an absolute expert at making an old-school men-on-a-mission samurai flick that builds patiently to a stunning 45-minute battle scene. Who knew?

Genre master Johnnie To explores his obsessions with food, criminals, male bonding, loyalty and the arrangement of four or more guys in a film frame in this bizarre thriller about a senile chef (French pop star Johnny Hallyday) enlisting a gang of hit men to help him deliver a payback he’s in danger of forgetting. The family-picnic showdown is one of To’s finest set-pieces.

Underrated in much the same way “Observe and Report” is underrated. A deadpan, dark-as-hell comedy that finds tiny, horrifying, pitch-black laughs in deluded narcissism. Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt are fantastic in their scenes together.

Writer/director Joe Cornish’s urban alien-invasion flick cleverly riffs on John Carpenter — and makes the bold choice to pay attention to the criminal punks who usually get killed first in these sorts of movies. So well-made, the fact that the aliens look like inky fanged Cookie Monsters is totally not a big deal.


(NOTE: I’ll be spending the month of December, basically as soon as this show ends, seeing/renting all the great stuff and awards-season pictures I haven’t caught yet, but this is what I’ve dug so far )

Kill List
Moonrise Kingdom
The Cabin in the Woods
The Avengers
21 Jump Street
Damsels in Distress (Whit Stillman)
The Master
Cloud Atlas
Miami Connection (if it comes to your town, make a special effort to see it with a big crowd, and beer)

The Perks of Being A Wallflower
The Grey
Under African Skies

- NASA landing a truck on Mars with a skycrane, a.k.a., the greatest trick-shot of all time
- A dude parachuting from outer space
- James Cameron just drivin’ around on the bottom of the ocean for a few hours


Mike Russell December 1, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Also, a lovely Oregonian feature piece on the end of “Cort and Fatboy,” by Kristi Turnquist:



Mike Russell December 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Show-note: That Rumpus interview with Francis Ford Coppola:



Mike Russell December 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Show-note: “Leonard McCoy, Frontier Doctor,” by John Byrne:



Technokrat December 2, 2012 at 12:52 am

Appreciate very much for all the great movie reviews you did on this show over the years. I love animation, but never knew about the great Hayao Miyazaki until I heard your review of Ponyo. Now, thanks to you, my wife and I have watched and rewatched the entire Miyazaki collection.
I’ll be checking out your CulturePulp site regularly now that the “greatest podcast ever!” is drawing to a close.


Tom O Mahony December 2, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Dear Bobby and Cort,
I have only just found out about this whole thing coming to an end. I dont want this all to die without me giving my sentiments. Your show has meant more to me than I can express, but I’ll try to anyway.
You guys came to me when my world was nothing but darkness, you gave light to my darkest of days. You have made me laugh when all I wanted to do was cry. You and your guests voices have helped me through 3 years of depression, a suicide attempt and countless other touchstones. You have taught me things nobody could have. You have taught me to accept who I am and to let no one change or tell me that I shouldn’t be. You have soundtracked many tedious hours when I would have rathered have given up and gone home or quit what I was doing. You showed me a whole new world 3 years ago that my 15 year old head couldnt have imagined. I discovered my love of geek culture and countless other non mainstream things that I now hold dear in my heart. Without Bobby and Mike I would have never watched Akira or Fight Club or so many other mandatory nerd movies. Dave told me about old grindhouse and blacksploitation movies. Byron freaked me the fuck out at times but also taught me to love everybody regardless or orientation. Courtney taught me a fair amount about women and crippling nerousis. Ryan showed me how to think critically about video games without coming off as a condescending ass. Big Jim, how I love you Big Jim, your horror stories from the porn store prepared me for working as a waiter for weddings and the horror that insues. Leah, you’re the only match for Byron in the world. Cort, man, you taught me how to potentially stab people. This podcast has taught me more about myself than it has about comics or movies or about Byrons obsession with Cort and Bobby’s various orifices.

It is with a great weight in my hear and tears in my eyes that say goodbye to all of you. You are more than just voices from my iPod to me. I love you all.
Yours Sincerely


Meleta December 4, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Whoa, dude. You just made me cry. You really summed up how cool the show was. I only started listening to make sure Cort didn’t say too much crap about my sister(his wife). But I really enjoy it. Usually listen every day. Lately I’ve been saving the episodes so I can savor them. I’m gonna miss their daily bullshit. A Lot. It is funny to realize how much stuff there is in the world, that we don’t hear about on the “regular” media. And how many other people are out there that like cool stuff too.


Tom O Mhony December 6, 2012 at 4:57 pm

When I started listening to this show when I was 15 three years ago I couldnt have imagined the love and interest I would develop. I’ll miss them to say the least. Could you do me a favour and show Bobby or Cort my goodbye comment? I just want them to know how much joy they’ve given me over the years.


Tom O Mahony December 6, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Shit I spelled my own name wrong. Fitting considering the show of mediocrity.


Meleta December 6, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Yes, I will.
Have you listened to Big Jim’s podcast. He and Don always crack me up.


Tom O Mahony December 8, 2012 at 12:35 pm

Havent got the chance yet but I will eventually. Is it any good?


cort December 7, 2012 at 10:57 am

Hey Tom, Meleta made sure that I saw your comment. I really appreciate you listening and I’m glad we were able to get you through some tough times. I’m also glad to hear you’re in a better place now. Teenage years are rough on most people but it sounds like you had it rougher than most. Thanks for letting us know.

And now you know the real reason why we’re killing the show: So I can talk shit about my wife without her family finding out. :)


Tom O Mahony December 7, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I’m not saying its been easy but what tries to kill us makes us stronger eventually :) . And I understand Cort, we all want to shit talk our family without the whole world hearing. And if you ever want to hear stories from the supposed leperacaun land of Ireland you can always contact me on twitter @thomasomahony1.


Big J December 4, 2012 at 3:53 am

I’m glad Mike Russell brought up Observe and Report, as it instantly became one of my favorite comedies ever and never got the classic status it deserves.


cody June 1, 2014 at 2:43 pm

wondering where i can listen to voltron at? love that..


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